Monday, October 27, 2014

Who Would Wear This?

My office gets so many catalogs in the mail, and I feel it is part of my job to look through them. This one catalog really pissed me off. Why would anyone put these awful clothes on the market? This company is encouraging people to be dorky, and making money off of it.

The company is called Castaway Clothing, and their products are terribly ugly. No one should buy anything from here unless they are going to an ugly pants Christmas party!

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Guys, you will NOT get laid wearing these pants!

Their women's clothing aren't any better. If you see a couple that looks like this, run...

They are likely to be extremely boring and probably have a weird sexual fetish you don't even know about (like snuggie sex, or dressing up like unicorns in the bedroom)!

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