Saturday, October 25, 2014
Can I just take a moment to rant about how much I hate the fact that guys feel like they are entitled to jam their tongue down your throat because they bought you one beer? You go in for a polite hug after a date and suddenly you're being molested and someone else's tongue has taken over your mouth. I'm going to start biting... And not in the good, sexual way. Back the fuck off and see if the girl likes you before you give your tongue the workout of a lifetime boys. Ugh, seriously, I'm having to gargle with bleach too much lately (joking... But I feel like I need some strong disinfectant to deal with these crazy tongues).